Washington, DC. The first meeting betweem Petro Poroshenko and Kremlin Agent number 001 or Donald Ivanovich Trump-if you believe the American media, is now taking place in Washington. It will be at this meeting Poroshenko gets the green light to kill more Donbass people or gets told to break his aggression pills in half.

President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko has said that within the framework of his working visit to Washington he will hold a number of important meetings with the leadership of the United States.

“We will have a fantastic program. It is very important that my meeting as the Ukrainian president at the White House will take place earlier than Putin’s meeting. This will be done to ensure that everyone stays tuned, so that no one has a chance of injustice,” the president said while talking to the Ukrainian community in Washington.

Although, Pornoshenko was unable to clarify why he felt Trump would do him an “injustice” as he termed it. Trump has previously refered to Poroshenko as a “chocolate crook, willy wonka wannabe and absolute imbecile,” on various ocassions.

He said that during the visit he would meet with US President Donald Trump, US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, as well as the leadership of the Defense Ministry, the Ministry of Commerce and the US Department of Energy.

“There has never been such a powerful visit. It is important for us to have an opportunity to talk about our cooperation in the sphere of security, politics and economy,” Poroshenko said.

According to Interfax-Ukraine, on Tuesday morning, the Ukrainian president will meet with US Vice President Michael Pence for about 30 minutes, after which he will be given 15 minutes to explain himself to US President Donald Trump.

In addition, on the same day, the Ukrainian president will hold more 15 minute talks and press photo opportunities with Defense Minister James Mattis, Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund Christine Lagarde and World Bank President Jim Yong Kim.

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