Washington, DC. In a new interview US President Donald Trump describes how he leisurely informed the Chinese Premier Xi Jinping of his attack upon Syria while “eating the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake”. This has caused amateur and professional psychologists to now conclude that Trump has serious mental issues and may in fact be a walking psycopath with sociopathic issues.
As his 100th day in office fast approaches, much of Donald Trump’s promised change goes unrealised. The interview proved to be a necessary opportunity to bring clarity to his domestic and foreign policy agenda after a “busy” week.
Urgently, the president addressed public speculation over his intentions in Syria, following his recent military action against the regime of Assad, a missile strike he told the Chinese president about over “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.” Setting off red alarms worldwide with Psychology experts who instantly see in Trump a very dangerous person, with no business being near nuclear weapons or anything sharper than a plastic knife in a Kentucky Fried Chicken take out meal.
In a televised interview, Trump’s “issues” came out yet again, “We’re not going into Syria,” he said. “But when I see people using horrible, horrible chemical weapons… and see these beautiful kids that are dead in their father’s arms, or you see kids gasping for life … when you see that, I immediately called General Mattis.”
“If Russia didn’t go in and back this animal Assad, you wouldn’t have a problem right now,” Trump continued. “Russian President Vladimir Putin is backing a person that is truly an evil person. I think it’s very bad for Russia, I think it’s very bad for mankind.”
Of course Trump made no mention of his own country’s illegal invasions of Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, or it’s involvement in the Ukrainian genocide, financing the use of incendiary rounds outlawed under every rule of conflict in international law books.
On North Korea,Trump maintained a hard-line stance, showing no intention of backing down. US intelligence officials told reporters on Monday that a US Navy strike group, consisting of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier and its support ships, have been ordered to the Korean peninsula in a move that has heightened tensions dramatically in the region.
“We are sending an armada. Very powerful. We have submarines. Very powerful, far more powerful than the aircraft carrier, that I can tell you,” Trump said confidently, before calling on China to stand with his administration.